itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

lameborghini:

girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)

gorrestfump:

if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

agayboy:

did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did

(Source: agayboy)